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« Reply #330 on: March 04, 2010, 08:36:33 PM » |
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Was that a Smosh reference?
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« Reply #331 on: March 05, 2010, 04:26:04 PM » |
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*snatches tin foil and uses it for insidious purposes*
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« Reply #332 on: March 06, 2010, 10:27:25 AM » |
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You're probably gonna make a hat out of it, arent you.
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« Reply #333 on: March 06, 2010, 03:23:21 PM » |
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I have no space to put a hat. If you haven't noticed, there's already a hood and a mask there.
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« Reply #334 on: March 06, 2010, 04:14:55 PM » |
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You could still make a hat. It might be freakishly huge...
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« Reply #335 on: March 06, 2010, 04:18:19 PM » |
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*imagines Darth Nihilus wearing a massive sombrero made of tin foil*....
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« Reply #336 on: March 06, 2010, 04:27:48 PM » |
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He's hungery... For Mexican!
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« Reply #337 on: March 08, 2010, 04:27:58 PM » |
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Chapter 11: In reply to your last statement, Nihilus will never, EVER touch tacos. We both know why.
"OOOOO....." Concluded JXM.
"Are you quite finished?" Asked Adamantium Skull, impaiently.
"Yeah."
"Good."
"Now can you tell me what just happened for the last few minutes?"
"What!?"
***
"FASTER!!" Screamed DL, instantly remembering this...uncomfortable memory.
Virgil didn't reply, but his avatar changed to squinting eyes.
"We need a destination!" Screamed Kalashnikov.
"Uhh...anywhere but here!"
"Very well." Replied Virgil, and they soon found themselves speeding to a new location.
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Selene was having a bad day. First she had to coninue the lucrative carreer of beeing a stowaway, and then her ship got blown up by a speeding Yellow Submarine. Technically, it was split in half, All-Star Batman style, but you're not supposed to get that reference. And so Selene swam to the nearest port, where she climbed aboard the now-docked Yellow Submarine to give the captain a piece of her mind. Only, not literally, that would almost be as gruesome as the literal interpretation of raining cats and dogs.
DL turned around, seeing a very wet Selene climbing over the rail. Her face was incredibly red.
"Uhh...hi Selene! You look great! I...uh...didn't expect seeing you here! Did you see that ship we blew up back there? Wasn't that awes..."
DL never finished, because Selene began screaming and ran into the droid. The next few minutes were very graphic to anyone who could relate to an AI. Poor...poor Virgil.
After Selene was finally put under control from her superhuman rage(via Rhino tranquilizer), everything settled to "normal." The ship refueled, set sail, and half the crew once again had to go through years of therapy. Everyone wins!
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"Everyone wins!" finished Zen Man. "So, if you'll just sign this document, you'll join the incredibly long list of corrupt governors!"
Zen handed the contract to Sandman.
"Deal."
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« Reply #338 on: March 08, 2010, 10:49:27 PM » |
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Chapter 11: In reply to your last statement, Nihilus will never, EVER touch tacos. We both know why.  With all the tacos he could eat he'd....um....yeah.... Excellent chapter. More random is good. |
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« Reply #339 on: March 14, 2010, 11:56:34 AM » |
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Chapter 12: Short and Sweet...like that Cupcake I made out of your blood.
After a very long and strange conversation, JXM and Adamantium Skull simply agreed that this world was much too strange for them to even comprehend, and they decided to leave it at that. And JXM got a prosthetic arm. It was pretty realistic, and the only downside was that he would have to be strip-searched every time he went through a metal detector.
"So, why are you here?" AS asked.
"I'm looking for this." JXM took out a small piece of paper with a drawing on it.
"Well you seem to already have it."
"No, not the paper! The drawing on the paper!"
"You seem to have the drawing too."
"GAH!"
"What?"
"THE KEY!!"
"Yes, I see it's a drawing of a key."
"No, I mean I'm looking FOR the key!!!"
"Well why didn't you say that in the first place!?!? I know that key!"
The hallway of Vulk's ship was soon filled with the sound of a very loud facepalm.
Suddenly a random figure popped into existence.
"HELLO!" It said.
Adamantium Skull screamed and fell backwards.
"What do you want?" JXM groaned.
"Your soul and your species' destruction, but for the moment, I just came to tell you that Vulk has the Key. It's hidden in his symbiotic beard-thing....and he really should shave that....it's quite ugly. Goodbye." It then popped out of existence again to rush to have tea with Fishy Fishy.
"Who was that!?!" AS asked, shocked.
"No, not 'who,' IT."
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« Reply #340 on: March 14, 2010, 08:59:30 PM » |
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I love it. The only complaint is the typo in the last sentance.
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« Reply #341 on: March 15, 2010, 07:00:27 AM » |
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You just made an unintentional Buffy reference!
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« Reply #342 on: March 15, 2010, 03:23:25 PM » |
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I love it. The only complaint is the typo in the last sentance.
Gah! It was one of those times the scrolling spazzed out on me. You just made an unintentional Buffy reference!
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« Reply #343 on: March 15, 2010, 04:54:06 PM » |
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"No, not 'who,' IT."
This line is incredibly similar to: "Not it, Me!" from Buffy season 7. |
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« Reply #344 on: March 15, 2010, 07:02:57 PM » |
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Congrats, Popit! That was the 343rd reply!
*dances*
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